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My kinda-willing-to-drink-semen-in-a-cocktail friend Victoria almost puked right there after cocktail stared at the cum filled glass, so we placed it in the kitchen to let it "melt. Basically, once you've harvested your jizz, you have to let it sit in jizz glass for a few minutes so it loses its lumpy texture and becomes a nice smooth consistency, which makes for the perfect addition to any drink or jizz.

Jimmy cocktail in next with his own, clean glass. Two minutes later he came japanese little sister porn out and posed a very serious question: We all waited somewhat patiently for Jimmy to finish, but for some weird reason all the party guests had to pee at the same time—so there was no choice but to go outside.

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For some reason, the girls chose to piss right in front of the neighbour's kitchen window while he was trying to enjoy their late night smoke and completely weirded him out. When they came back in all they had to say was "This is the classiest night of our lives" with a laugh and high fives for all. When Jimmy finally emerged from the designated jerk off room we gave him a good pat on the back, and a few hugs.

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His hair was slick with sweat and he looked all doe-eyed and adorable. On his first try, his girl of choice to beat off to was Jennifer Love Hewitt, which all the girls jizz responded with a very shocked and confused "really? We offered him some "help", but he didn't want it, instead jizz asked for my computer password because it locked cocktail down it might be self-aware halfway through his first wank.

Finally, after occupying the bathroom for what felt like forever, he finished any porn search minutes into a stream of "Scooby Doo XXX" A porno that I absolutely do not want to watch for fear jizz permanently damaging some very clean and wholesome childhood memories. When he came out of the bathroom, we greeted him with a very enthusiastic round of applause and hugs, which he deserved for coming twice.

Now that all the semen had been harvested, I passed jizz my trusty recipe book to drinkmaster Levi. As he stepped into the kitchen to whip up our cum cocktails, armed to the tee with ingredients and liquor, making sure that us girls would have the utmost tastiest semen cocktail sliding down our throats by the time he was done. Lex, Victoria, and I cocktail gathered in cocktail kitchen with our drinks in hand.

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I had this insane mix of fear and excitement in my stomach. As I held Bruce's Semen Bomb, all I jizz hear was my cocktail heartbeat as everyone crowded around to watch us drink this elixir of life.

As us girls exchanged nervous looks, we all cheers'd and downed our drinks. I can honestly say, it was pretty good once you got past cocktail stigma of downing cum in a glass. Bruce Skateboarding hoodlum and local party boy Drink: But as jizz as the beer cooled off the cum, he actually didn't taste that bad.

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We were honestly expecting him cocktail taste the worst—because of his lifestyle—but he was basically as tasty as cum can get. Lex, Victoria and I all agreed. Intellectual, Musician, Vegetarian Drink: Macho Mojito Jimmy's "Macho Mojito" was absolute garbage. I don't even know where to begin with how bad this drink was. It jizz partly because it was poorly mixed, but also the cocktail of vegetarian cum was That's all I can describe it as.

Sorry Jimmy but you're going to have cocktail hard time finding some regular head until you start eating some meat. Batman fanatic, redhead, heavy smoker Drink: It was salty, and a little bit tart.

Very smooth and super delicious. His smokey cum was a perfect complementary ingredient to the classic gin and tonic that we all love so much. So, thanks for the recipe Fotie; and congratulations to Tony, for having the tastiest cum of them all. The night came cocktail a close with plenty jizz cum puns and jizz jokes, all which were hilarious but way too jizz.

I left feeling good about myself, which got me thinking that it has to be true that sperm releases endorphins in the female brain and that this "liquid of life" is big tits get groped amazing. I highly suggest hosting your own Semenology party, because nothing is more fun than drinking your friends' cum. Playing with semen is not all fun and games.

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The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation jizz harvesting and storage advice. Because from our experience, a sticky cocktail does not a Whole Foods make. But what do you think, dear reader? Are you ready cocktail try a Kitty lane porn and Coke?

Or perhaps a Penis Colada. Or — wait for it — a Dong Island Iced Tea? Jizz dude blows in my mouth he is likely to get punched. I am pretty GGG, but I draw the line at exchanging body fluids.

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Well, if your bartender runs out of the ingredient for minutes, then you can always try a restaurant — http: Not sure what that has to do with jizzing in a cocktail glass with a martini in it. This isjust so unsanitary and gross.

I dont drink alcohol, but then i wouldnt drink random jizz semen either.